When you are a girl out late at night, you employ every trick available to avoid creeps and weird guys but they all fail and you end up with the lesbian bit.

You know where you and girl-friends say that you are together, as in dating. I am not saying that is always a bit (because yes lesbians do go out on Saturday nights)  but some girls find the need to say that they are lesbians to fend off men. Doesn’t this scare you? The insistence and persistence of men who only seek ladies who seem vulnerable at a bar. By vulnerable let me clarify that these women out without the presence of a man by their side.

The persistence of men who only seek ladies who seem vulnerable at a bar. By vulnerable let me clarify that these women out without the presence of a man by their side. Why does a single girl mark that she is available? Why does no never mean no?

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4 thoughts on “The Lesbian Bit

  1. Straight girl tested, lesbian approved. Fuck those guys. They do it to us too, believe it or not. Even at the gay bar! I always grab one of the drag queens and pull the same gag in reverse. My version is far less believable, but the audacity of my claim normally repels them anyway. They walk away scratching their heads, egos bruised. Again, fuck those guys.

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